{"id":16824,"date":"2023-01-29T15:12:44","date_gmt":"2023-01-29T15:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stag-party.cornerd.com\/?p=16824"},"modified":"2023-01-29T15:13:45","modified_gmt":"2023-01-29T15:13:45","slug":"i-love-lucy-s02-e16-lucy-goes-to-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cornerd.com\/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-lucy-goes-to-the-hospital\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love Lucy S02 E16 \u2013 Lucy Goes to the Hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Original Air Date: January 19, 1953<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Ballers, that is the primary publish in Trump\u2019s America. Just as we have now all birthed a large, lady-grabbing child, so Lucy will now beginning considered one of her personal. Grab your favourite hate crime and luxuriate in!<\/span><\/p>\n\n

We open on Ricky celebrating Black History Month by evaluating his face to a bunch of African masks.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ricky: I can\u2019t determine what sort of make-up to make use of for the present tonight.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s like watching a toddler attain for a sizzling pan in sluggish movement. You know that is going to go horribly, however you possibly can\u2019t act in time to cease him.<\/span><\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

Lucy is available in, all casual-like. She talked to the physician and \u201cit could possibly be any time now.\u201d So they sit and wait, luggage packed.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m guessing her water hasn\u2019t damaged but. So\u2026 the physician simply noticed\u00a0her and thought, \u201cYeah. She seems to be just about performed.\u201d I ought to be a health care provider.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ricky wish to take the night time off from work, so he could be there for the beginning.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ricky: They can get alongside with out me for one night time.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Lucy: Now Ricky, be smart. You can\u2019t be in there the place I’m anyway.\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Ricky: I do know, however I would like you to really feel that I\u2019m close to.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Lucy: Well I need to really feel that you just\u2019re close to, too. But I don\u2019t need you to lose your job.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

THIS IS WHY WE MARCH.<\/span><\/p>\n

Lucy insists he go to the membership, so he asks her to have the newborn inside 3 1\/2 hours so he could be there for the beginning. He tells her she has till 8:30.<\/span><\/p>\n

The man provides his spouse an order for child<\/i> supply, like this child is his Papa John\u2019s or one thing. Although, to be honest, each come out crusty, heat, and coated in crimson sauce.<\/span><\/p>\n

Eventually Fred and Ethel arrive and so they all simply sit there watching Lucy, ready for the newborn.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s inconceivable to explain how boring the primary 8 min of this episode are.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Here is both A) a screenshot from the present or B) paint drying. Eight.\u00a0Full. Minutes.<\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/div>\n

Lucy decides to take a nap whereas the remainder of them rehearse how they\u2019ll get her to the automotive.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ricky: I\u2019m in cost. After all, I\u2019m the newborn\u2019s father. <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

THIS IS WHY WE MARCH.<\/span><\/p>\n

They rehearse and it\u2019s cute. Total calm, no stress. Ricky, Fred, and Ethel have it completely deliberate. Ricky takes a break and will get sentimental:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ricky: Just assume, this time tomorrow I\u2019m gonna be a father. <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Oh my gosh her water hasn\u2019t even damaged. For actual, nobody ever defined to him how lengthy labor can final? I\u2019d give my proverbial left nut for the remainder of this episode to be 36 hours of Lucy screaming in actual time whereas Ricky has to look at.<\/span><\/p>\n

When Lucy does are available and says, \u201cThis is it,\u201d chaos ensues. Screaming, mayhem. They all run out with out her to hail a cab. Ricky even by chance packs the cellphone.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cMy son\u2019s era elects WHO!? Quick, let\u2019s race to Canada and have the\u00a0child there!\u201d<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

At the hospital, they need to wheel in Ricky as a result of he had a nervous breakdown and collapsed outdoors. He can\u2019t reply any of the nurse\u2019s questions.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Somehow they made Lucy delivering life from her personal physique right into a story about how Ricky overcomes hardship.<\/span><\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

Then it\u2019s time for the massive second:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Nurse (To Ricky): You\u2019ll need to say goodbye right here. You\u2019re not allowed upstairs.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

With males completely barred from the supply course of, I\u2019m stunned they\u00a0didn\u2019t assume childbirth was a complete hoax. \n Today, there\u2019d be conspiracy theories in all places about how kids are literally born to mind-control\u00a0aliens programmed by Hillary Clinton to eat your brains and feed them to feminazi overlords.<\/span><\/p>\n

(Overwomen<\/i>? \n That\u2019s a factor now, sure?)<\/span><\/p>\n

They ship Ricky to purgatory aka the Fathers\u2019 Waiting Room. This could appear old style and silly, however then Ricky couldn\u2019t even stroll into the hospital whereas serious about a child. This could be him watching Lucy give beginning:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Mr. Stanley, one other expectant father, sulks within the ready room.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ricky: Is this your first?<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Mr. Stanley: My final.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

He has 6 different kids \u2013 all women, and he hates his life. We\u2019ll come again to him.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ricky panics as a result of he forgot his stage make-up, so he calls Fred. Fred ought to<\/i> say, \u201cConsider it a blessing in disguise, Ricky. Please don\u2019t costume up like an African masks you noticed in a guide.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

But no, Fred exhibits up with the make-up and collectively they complain about ready for this child. Yeah fuck you each. Ricky panics as a result of he has the present that night time, and Lucy hasn\u2019t given beginning but (it\u2019s been 45 minutes). Again, go to hell\u2026 is what Lucy would scream at him if she might from the supply room, the place a full human head is popping out of her.<\/span><\/p>\n

Suddenly, Mr. Stanley freaks out, as a result of the nurse tells him she has a shock for him. He thinks his spouse had a boy. He jumps up and down:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Mr. Stanley: A boy!!! I lastly made it!!!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Then he finds out he had three feminine triplets. And he\u2019s tremendous unhappy. Not as unhappy as these women will probably be as they develop up with a dad who doesn\u2019t actually love them, however you already know, unhappy.<\/span><\/p>\n

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THIS IS WHY WE MARCH.<\/span><\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

Ricky is available in dressed as a voodoo priest and\/or a demon-possessed troll doll from my childhood nightmares.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m glad a sure world chief didn\u2019t see this, or he would have tried to make Desi Arnaz the HUD Secretary.<\/span><\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

Ultimately, Lucy doesn\u2019t have the newborn on cue throughout the 3-hour window Ricky gave her. (As regular, she fucks all of it up once more.)<\/span><\/p>\n

So Ricky has to go carry out. But when he comes again, a couple of vital issues occur:<\/span><\/p>\n

1) The cops are known as, however don\u2019t shoot Ricky, despite the fact that he seems to be like he has an afro. This is how you already know the present\u2019s fiction.<\/span><\/p>\n

2) Fred will get overwhelmed by ready, then faints. These pathetic sons of bitches.<\/span><\/p>\n

3) They inform Ricky it\u2019s a boy and he will get to see his new child within the window.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Just like daddy, this cutie\u00a0may also demand an excessive amount of of Lucy.<\/span><\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

I used to be pondering close to the tip we would see Lucy, for the reason that present is called after her, and she or he\u2019s the star, and she or he\u2019s the one who\u2019s been carrying this little one. I simply figured individuals may need to see essentially the most influential character in tv historical past on the most vital second in her life. But the credit must do.<\/span><\/p>\n

THIS IS WHY WE MARCH.<\/span><\/p>\n

_Join me subsequent time\u00a0for S02 E17: Sales Resistance.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>And comply with WTF Lucy on\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>Facebook\u00a0and<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Twitter<\/a>!\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n

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